About Me

 

Hi. I’m Kate. 

Mom & Stepmom to Pterodactyl screaming children, and lovable little angels ready to set the world on fire at each diaper change

 

Doodle-er) of SpongeBob characters and T-Rex’s in astronaut suits 

 

Lover of small spoons and books I never finish 

 

AMAZING girlfriend [Insert Beyoncé singing if he likes it then he should have put a ring on it] … to a man who is waiting for the day I go to the pediatrician and remember to bring the baby, or the day I don’t misplace the Roku remote

 

Still thinks “that’s what she said” is a top tier response 

 

Best friend that sees my phone ringing as I continue to watch TikTok videos and responds to texts in 3-5 business days 

 

Overuses the word aneurism, while barely knowing what it means 

 

Professional at buying things I don’t need instead of replacing my bald tires

 

Master in the knowledge of healthy eating while binge eating gas station snacks and diet cherry coke 

 

In two words… Wonderfully flawed… making me an expert at taking imperfections and turning them into beautiful creations stored on little memory cards to be forever remembered.